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6am ... eternal

  • My brain: HOLY SHIT WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
  • Me: What? What? What's wrong?
  • My brain: It's six in the morning! WAKE UP!
  • Me: Dude, we have the day off. We can sleep late.
  • My brain: ...oh.
  • Me: Yeah. We actually have two days off. In a row.
  • My brain: Like a weekend?
  • Me: Yes.
  • My brain: On Monday and Tuesday?
  • Me: Actually, today is Tuesday, so it's Tuesday and Wednesday. Let's talk about this in a few hours.
  • My brain: Okay. Sorry I woke you up.
  • Me: It's okay. It's been a weird two weeks. Let's just go back to sleep.
  • My brain: Okay.
  • Me: Zzz--
  • My brain: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. HEY HEY HEY.
  • Me: What?!
  • My brain: I like Primus.
  • Me: No.
  • My brain: Primus sucks.
  • Me: Don't.
  • My brain: Sailing the Seas of Cheese is awesome.
  • Me: Shut up and go back to sleep.
  • My brain: IS IT LUCK?! doot-doodle-doo-doodle-doo IS IT LUCK?! doot-doodle-doo-doodle-doo IS IT LUCK?! doot-doodle-doo-doodle-doo
  • Me: I hate you.
  • My brain: IS IT LUH-HUH-HUCK?!
  • Me: I'm going to hurt you with *so* much whisky and beer later.
the-eleventh-blog:

somebody call for a doctor?

the-eleventh-blog:

somebody call for a doctor?

gjblisskid:

Whaaaaaaaatttttt?!?
This part made me laugh!!!

gjblisskid:

Whaaaaaaaatttttt?!?

This part made me laugh!!!

gjblisskid:

Still can’t get enough of this movie. It’s hilarious!!!

gjblisskid:

Still can’t get enough of this movie. It’s hilarious!!!

chlohaaay:

one of my favorite movies!

chlohaaay:

one of my favorite movies!